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totallynotabrony:

catbountry:

fiveserpentsteeth:

In Corona, California there once was a road known by most locals as the Never Ending Road. Specifically, the road’s true name was Lester Road. Now, over twenty years later, the landscape of Corona has changed, and the Never Ending Road is no more. However, years ago, Lester Road was an unlit road that people claimed became a never ending road when driven at night. The people who made such a drive were never seen or heard from again.

The legend became so well-known that people refused to even drive Lester Road during the day. One night, like many teens my age, I drove up Lester Road, but only a short distance, and in my headlights it did look like it went on forever. Frightened, I quickly turned around, because if I continued up the road, I thought I might never return again.

Perpetuation of the legend convinced local law enforcement to investigate. Lester Road took a sharp left turn at its end, and there were no guard rails. Beyond the curve lay a canyon, and on the other side of the canyon was another road that lined up so well with Lester Road that when viewed from the correct angle, especially at night, the canyon vanished from sight, and the road seemed to continue on up and over the hill on the other side of the canyon. Upon investigation of the canyon, dozens of cars were found, fallen to their doom, with the decomposing bodies of the victims still strapped to their seats.

(Source: refollow-circasurvived, via thedoctorpottergleek)

thedrunkenmoogle:

Squirtle, Wartortle, Blastoise (Pokemon Shot and Cocktails)

Ingredients: 
Squirtle-
1/3 shot spiced rum
1/3 shot coconut rum
1/3 shot blue curacao

Wartortle-
1/2 shot spiced rum
1/2 shot coconut rum
1/2 shot blue curacao
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage

Blastoise-
1 Squirtle
1 Wartortle
1 shot light rum
Fill with Mountain Dew Voltage 

Directions: For the Squirtle shot, simply pour all three ingredients into a shot glass.  For the Wartortle cocktail, shake the alcoholic ingredients, pour over crushed ice in a lowball glass, then fill with Mountain Dew Voltage.  For the Blastoise cocktail, pour one Squirtle and one Wartortle into a highball glass over ice, add the light rum, then fill with the Mountain Dew.  

Check out our other Bulbasaur, Ivysaur, and Venusaur cocktails, as well as our Charmander, Charmeleon and Charizard cocktails.

(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle.)

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thedoctorpottergleek:

thedrunkenmoogle:

Yoshi (Mario Cocktail)

Ingredients:

2 cl Sour Apple liqueur
1 cl Melon Bols
1 cl Lime juice
4 cl Apple juice

Directions: Shake. Serve with ice.  Use two lime wedges as garnishes.

Here’s something tasty for you to sip on while playing New Super Mario Bros. Wii with some friends.

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thedoctorpottergleek:

thedrunkenmoogle:

Warp Pipe (Super Mario Bros. Cocktail)

Ingredients:
3/4 shot Blue Curacao
1/2 bottle Mike’s Hard Limeade
1/2 shot Bols Melon
1/2 Lime (cut into wedges)

Directions: Cut your half a lime into four wedges.  Squeeze the lime juice into a highball glass and then drop them in the bottom.  Add some ice overtop the limes, then pour in the Blue Curacao.  Add the Mike’s Hard Limeade until the glass is almost full, then top with your Bols Melon.  Stir a bit with a straw and enjoy.  Tip: make sure you don’t add too much Bols Melon, or the melon flavor will overpower the lime.  This is a great summer drink!

See how far the warp pipe goes…

(Drink created and photographed by The Drunken Moogle)

localgod:

Let’s spend the night together watching the stars, sat on the bonnet of my car.

Then we’ll drink a Duff beer.

this ending still makes me cry…